enhance THIS

It is true that Asian women don't have a reputation for having the biggest arses on Earth. For some, that's a good thing. But others want more. More BUM. Just as for breasts, you can now get bum enhancement (where enhancement = euphemism for enlargement) surgery. OR, you can simply pick one of these up at the department store:



Ah, yes. Two for the price of one? I'm all for it -- personally, I usually stick a pair of socks down the front of my jocks when I hit the town. Tennis socks, though -- not those thick woolly things. I'm not crass.

Photo courtesy of the delightful CC.