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Look at the neck of the bottle:
I know that the word “naturally” saves Del Monte from accusations of outright dishonesty, but:
- How many average punters would actually know what lycopene is? Hence, what is the value of saying something contains it, other than: “Ooooh, it sounds science-y, therefore it must be important!”
- Despite “naturally”, there’s still an implication that, specifically, Del Monte ketchup contains lycopene. As opposed to all those cooked tomato products out there that don’t contain lycopene.
But fear not – the explanation is on the back of the bottle, complete with a thoroughly excellent disclaimer:
Of course, "a low-fat, high-fiber diet rich in fruit and vegetables" is just window-dressing. If you live a healthy, active life until 97, it'll be almost entirely due to Del Monte ketchup. And “certain cancers” + “many factors” = HIGHLY DETAILED information. They forgot to add: “…and, you know…stuff.”
Still, you’d have to question the smarts of someone who, after a cigarette- and booze-induced heart attack tried to sue Del Monte. “But, your honour, I drowned my fries in that shit.”
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On a hunch I checked if Lycopene is what makes tomato juice so effective at getting rid of skunk spray odor.
It's not.
http://www.humboldt.edu/~wfw2/deodorize.shtml
Dear Wombat
You may enjoy this exchange I had with a Tea Firm (Lipton). They said that L-theanine helped with Alpha Brain Waves, increasing alertness and concentration.
Dear Lipton
I am concerned that it is caffiene rather than L-theanine which is providing the touted boost in thinking that you are promoting as one of the benefits of drinking tea. What's up with that? NB: I like tea.
Dear IOYC
Thank you for contacting us.
It is the specific interaction of l-theanine and caffeine in tea which overall produces a relaxed and alert state of mind- this is an effect unique to tea.
We appreciate your communication and are pleased that you enjoy our range of teas.
Dear Lipton
Thanks very much.
Coincidentally I have just returned from having a cup of tea and feel notably relaxed and alert. Now I can understand why!
Kind Regards
IOYC, yes I enjoyed your exchange and Lipton's offering of cold, hard evidence.
I'm also enjoying the Putin series, by the way.
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