if you build it, I will come
It's coming! If the owners think they're excited, they ain't seen NOTHIN'. I am SO MUCH MORE than excited to learn (to learnt?) that AUSSIE BASED FAST FOODS will soon be available a mere 5 minutes walk from my apartment. No more pining for that taste of AUSSIE! The BIG OZ FAST FOODS can and will be nothing less than a LIFE-ALTERING establishment.
Rest assured that, as soon as The BIG OZ FAST FOODS does open, Secret Wombat will elbow the elderly, the very young and the infirm out of the way to be first in line for a little taste of heaven. And, needless to say, SW will report back here the very next day to 1) review the experience, and 2) explain what on earth AUSSIE BASED FAST FOODS are.
Rest assured that, as soon as The BIG OZ FAST FOODS does open, Secret Wombat will elbow the elderly, the very young and the infirm out of the way to be first in line for a little taste of heaven. And, needless to say, SW will report back here the very next day to 1) review the experience, and 2) explain what on earth AUSSIE BASED FAST FOODS are.
posted by secret wombat at 6:04 pm
4 Comments:
I would presume wombat is on the menu, so be careful when entering.
Ash
Funny thing about capital letters and large size fonts ... they have much in common with exclamation marks. DON'T THEY?
Sonja
Capitals, large fonts and underlines are EXCELLENT COMEDIC TOOLS whenconsidered within context and against a background of IRONY.
Wombats may indeed be on the menu. And, does "aussie based" imply humans too?
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